13 Signs You’re Dating A Douche

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If a guy is a regular at these things, then it should be pretty clear that he’s a douche.

Jenny over at Collegecandy.com posted this list of 13 signs you’re dating a douche and you can check it out here:

1. He Doesn’t Ask About You

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“The easiest way to gauge if a guy is genuinely interested in you is to evaluate how hard he tries to get to know you. If you’re out and find that the conversation is always about him, then the relationship will be all about him, too.”

2. He Checks Himself Out…Too Often

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“…in mirrors, windows, insert any reflective surface here. If he’s standing next to you, he shouldn’t be that worried about his appearance. You’re the only girl he should be aiming to impress.”

3. He ‘Makes Plans’ After 10 PM

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“If he sends a text after 10pm to ask, ‘Hey what are you doing tonight?’ you should let him know that it is ‘night’ and you’re busy.”

4. He Can’t Keep Up In Conversation

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“If you feel like he’s not listening to you, he’s not. ‘Wait, what?’ should not be a common response in your story. Conversation is a two way exchange. Guys who really care about you will cling to every word and actually add to the dialogue.”

5. He Let’s You See The Bill He’s Picking Up

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“I am all about splitting checks 50/50 (exception: a good guy will pick up the check on the first date). However, if a guy insists on picking up the tab, he shouldn’t flaunt how much he’s spending. It’s just ill-mannered.”

6. Everything Is On His Time

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“Because he’s so much busier and more important? Not likely. Relationships only work when both parties are willing to put in equal effort. You don’t want to be with someone who thinks his time and priorities are superior to yours. If he always has you come to his side of town or stay at his place, because it’s ‘more convenient,’ you should ditch.”

7. He Gets More Drunk Than You On Your Birthday

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“If he is always the drunkest guy at the party, he’s a douche. Every once in a while, he should carry YOU home. Especially on special occasions. I once dated a guy who, on my birthday, was pulled away by my best friend to be hand-fed crackers. So embarrassing.”

8. He Can’t Remember Your Friends

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“There’s nothing more annoying than a guy who can never remember that he’s met your best friend four times. This is sure to make your crew hate him, which won’t make a serious relationship easy. If he was really into you, he’d care about impressing your friends.”

9. He Waits 10 Years To Respond

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“I’m not saying you should expect an immediate response, but anyone that takes over 24 hours to respond to you doesn’t really give a shit. No one is THAT busy, and it takes 30 seconds to respond to a text. He can at least say, ‘Busy, text you later.'”

10. He Tans

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“This one shouldn’t need an explanation beyond ‘Jersey Shore.’ Don’t date a diva.”

11. He Cancels A Date Via Text

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“This is so elementary and immature. Be a man, grow a pair and pick up the phone to call. While some ‘busy in a meeting at work’ exceptions do apply, a man should call to make or break a date.”

12. He’s Selfish Between The Sheets

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“This should be a no brainer. If he’s not concerned about your satisfaction in bed, why in the world would you sleep with him? Sex should be a generous affair for both parties.”

13. He Makes The Gym A Bigger Priority

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“I’m a huge supporter of physical fitness. I like to run 3-4 times a week, and I want a guy who cares about being in shape as well. But if he can find time for the gym every day and only manage to block off one night a week for me, I’m concerned. Shouldn’t he be working out so I’m dying to rip his clothes off more often?”

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