Face it. You don’t have the patience for long-winded reviews. And who has time to see all these movies? That’s why Kevin Klein Live breaks them all down for you in Haiku form.
Bridge of Spies
Tom Hanks reminds us
“There’s no spying in baseball!”
Or Russia. The end.
Nice to see Leo
Inside of a bear, instead
of a model.
Boys will be boys and Fast Newsroom talking!
Priests will be priests, A rom com? I can’t keep up. I think it
Definitely Not. Was about trench coats.
The Big Short The Big Short
Shockingly this film Let me get a loan
doesn’t start the actual On a better movie. I’ll
Big Short, Kevin Hart. Pay back, with interest.
Someone Finally made If my mom was Brie
A movie about Craigslist Larson. I wouldn’t want to
Also cute lil girl. Leave the room either.
Home Alone on Mars
Will he make it back to earth?
Spoiler Alert. Yes.
Is this a movie?
Or a staring contest? If
That’s the case, I win.
Mad Max: Fury Road
Much better than the
Lesser known Sad Max. Lots of
Crying and ice cream.