Kevin and Ally successfully return from Dead Eyes’ wedding with plenty of stories to behold. For example, it seems that Ally’s girlfriend Katie may or may not have committed some form of cheating in the middle of the celebration and apparently Kevin got a very close look at what a lesbian relationship is really like, warts and all. No where near as fun as his favorite internet videos make it look.
Also, some new statistics came out revealing that kinky sexual acts are far more common amongst the rest of the world than what psychologists have previously thought to be the case. With that in mind, Kevin read off a list of some rather common kinky sexual habits that listeners then had to guess which act Useless Weirdo said he was the most into. Based on the guesses from listeners, the audience certainly assumes Useless Weirdo is one kinky freak.
Also on today’s podcast:
- A breakdown of the worst Instagrammers in today’s March Bad-Ness
- The debut of a new fan-submitted song telling us about Kevin’s monster face
- A message on the JERK Line from everyone’s favorite caller Creepy Creeper
- And more!