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Kevin & Ally’s Movie Review Haikus: Angry Birds, Neighbors 2 & More

Reviews are usually long-winded and boring. Which is why we give the ADD culture a review worth reading while also celebrating the Japanese art of the Haiku. Domo Arigato for reading!
ANGRY BIRDS                                              ANGRY BIRDS
If this film was a                                             Film based on an app?
real bird, I’d snap it’s neck. Poll-                    What’s next, a movie about
y want a stab wound?                                    Tetris? Oh, wait…

A BIGGER SPLASH
Tilda Swinton’s top
comes off?! Don’t bring the kids.
Rated PG-Squirteen

NEIGBHORS 2
Wow, sorority
girls have huge boobs. Zoom Out. Oh
No…it’s Seth Rogan!

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