Reviews are usually long-winded and boring. Which is why we give the ADD culture a review worth reading while also celebrating the Japanese art of the Haiku. Domo Arigato for reading!
ANGRY BIRDS ANGRY BIRDS
If this film was a Film based on an app?
real bird, I’d snap it’s neck. Poll- What’s next, a movie about
y want a stab wound? Tetris? Oh, wait…
A BIGGER SPLASH
Tilda Swinton’s top
comes off?! Don’t bring the kids.
girls have huge boobs. Zoom Out. Oh
No…it’s Seth Rogan!