With the San Jose Sharks holding on in last night’s game, Kevin and Ally found themselves mystified by playoff beards and just how long the players plan on maintaining them. This somehow led into some long discussion on how people can grow facial hair all over their face and how that person would probably be the lamest member on the X-Men roster. All because facial hair getting in food is just nasty as all hell.
Also, MadTV‘s Anjelah Johnson stopped by the show to promote her shows at Cobb’s Comedy Club this weekend. Kevin and Ally talked about her history as a Raiderette, her lack of desire to have children in an age of ultra-sensitivity, and callers helped her out with trying to come up with options on how to spend her fifth anniversary in the city of San Francisco.
Also on today’s podcast:
- Kevin and Ally review the latest films in haiku form with some turtle math
- Robert in Santa Rosa submits another $0 Marketing example
- Useless Weirdo battles accusations of masturbating in the work bathroom
- And more!