With today being Friday, Useless Weirdo was given his final expert to help him prepare for his date with Ally’s sister. The expert today was a 92 year old man by the name of Dan Horowitz, who claims to have mastered a technique that will make women orgasm 100% of the time. Unfortunately for Useless Weirdo, Dan was incredibly hard of hearing and somehow answered questions on sex with answers about his book on horse race betting. Easily one of the strangest interviews on Kevin Klein Live yet.
But finally, Useless Weirdo was ready to call up Ally’s sister to make sure things were all ready to go with her for their date tomorrow at SF MOMA. With all the work and experts that came by to assist Useless Weirdo this week, it seemed like this actually had a change of succeeding for the guy. But somehow, things seemed to take a turn for the worst and ended up leaving everyone just incredibly sad. But alas, the show must go on.
Also on today’s podcast:
- Michael Harney of Orange Is The New Black calls in to talk the new season
- Learn the proper way to dispose of a Chihauhau in our Compost, Trash, or Recycle game
- Tips for Father’s Day from the manliest man on the show Twinkie
- And more!