The 2016 Rio Olympics will be under way later today, so Kevin Klein Live took it upon themselves to compete as well in their own athletic competition, the Show-Lympics. Today’s event was the Cellphone Shot Put, where Useless Weirdo’s cell phone was once again the subject of severe abuse at the whim of the show. Everyone, including Useless Weirdo, was made to shot put his phone down the hallway in attempts to win “the gold”. Most likely in reference to the gold wiring that’ll easily be able to pull out of the iPhone.
Also, certain fat cats have had to Kevin stop talking about certain other shows in the building, leading to yet another long passionate rant filled with rage with the inner working of the job. Plenty of callers tried to calm down the show’s leader and reassure him that the listeners will stand behind him, but the rage took hold and lingered for some time. Pretty sure his future daughter isn’t going to be helping things at all.
Also on today’s podcast:
- Useless Weirdo fight backs against accusations that he has been stealing prizes meant for listeners
- Hatred for people on the Bay Bridge causing stalls
- Reminders that drugs at festivals probably aren’t as pure as you might expect
- And more!