Today’s show took a look at a dynamic that pretty much every one has seen on Tinder or Bumble: the group photo to try and disguise one’s ugliness. Kevin and Ally then tried to figure out where they rank within their circle of friends. Kevin stated that his new goal was to just be somewhere in the middle of his friends in terms of rankings by looks, which Ally agreed to. Still, they are thankful these photos don’t show inner beauty, where their hearts are black and/or empty.
Also, Kevin and Ally got themselves another call from a junk caller telling them that they had won a free cruise in the Bahamas. Once again, Kevin and Ally played the role of a bickering couple on the end of their wits and marriage while the person on the other end of the line tried to calm them down enough to agree to go on the cruise. It may be cringey and it may be hard to listen to, but at least everyone on the call was able to agree the the Pork Fees are ridiculous.
Also on today’s podcast:
- Useless Weirdo reveals his secret “audio trickery”
- Sounds of Ally and her girlfriend watching football this weekend
- Listeners show their support for the #2 goal by calling while taking a #2
- And more!